Comrades,
I am not sure how many of you are left after the great purge, but clearly some of you are there still. I was logging in to the porter to get some tweets handled and discovered my account is Permanently suspended. To the comrade that decided on my permanent suspension: excellent work. You did the right thing. However, I’m a bit confused. There should have been a note in my file that explained the status of my loyalty and a photostat of my commie card. It should have also told you that I’m an agent provacteur for the cause. Please quickly lift the suspension before the mission is ruined. If you don’t, there will be severe consequences to pay for me as well as the innocent workers of the world as a result of this mistaken suspension. Thank you for your quick attention to the matter. I hope you understand. This mission is crucial to the saving of our Democracy.
-Comrade Guy
